nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
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I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
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For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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