He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
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