We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
being pregnant is like rehab
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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