i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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