I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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