We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
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My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
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Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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