we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
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Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
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You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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