We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
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i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
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You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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