If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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