I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
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ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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