singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
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Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
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halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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