The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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