she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
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We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
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Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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