therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I could make wine with my vomit
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Alive.
So much puke
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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