What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Randomize
