I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
she was so not down for the gang bang
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
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