Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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