I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
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what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
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I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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