"it" just moved
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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