Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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