Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
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First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
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Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I have post one night stand depression
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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