oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
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The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
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Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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