I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
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She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
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The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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