I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
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Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
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the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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