Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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