I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Randomize
