'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
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come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
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You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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