So drunk, too bad you don't want this
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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