pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
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you dipped you banana in queso last night.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
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Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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