so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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