im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
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Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
She needs sedatives and a leash
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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