We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
he's gonorrhea incarnate
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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