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you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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