I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
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some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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