what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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