I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
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We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
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Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
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