Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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