and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Randomize