True but thats because hes a fetus.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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