It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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