ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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