we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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