Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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