bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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