We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I need to calm my uterus...
I pour the whiskey from now on
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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