Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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