C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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