Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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