so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
We left an ass print on the piano.
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I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
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im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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