Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
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i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
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Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
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