what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
