Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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