It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
