You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
i just google imaged poop.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
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I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
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How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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