How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
