Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Even my vagina gasped.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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